This recruit is the Joe's newest animal handler.
qualified expert: all NATO and WARSAW Pact small arms, black belt in 12 different fighting systems (specialization in dwarf tossing), highly skilled in edged weapons and telling bedtime stories.
"She's pretty tough and her skills come in handy, but WTH is up with all the weird animals that follow her around?" - Duke
You've been put on notice. We've found a redhead replacement for you...And I hear she's a princess and breathes underwater (better watch yourselves Torpedo and Wetsuit...you're next)
Here's to wishing you a great birthday. We hope you get the day off (but most likely Cobra Commander has other plans for you)
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Can anyone save the holidays? Even superheroes stand by helplessly as the Baroness and Cobra execute their plan to steal toys for children.
Greetings chuckleheads. It’s time for another edition of Ask Duke. Now you may be asking yourself, didn’t Duke just answer a question not too long ago and you’d be right. But this question is so important and so urgent that I had to answer it for the sake of all of us.
Kyle (if that is indeed your real name) writes:
I'm working on a G.I. Joe costume and am struggling with the beard for my character. I bought one from the Halloween store, and it just looks, and feels blah. What do the guys in the Fightin' 788th use for their artificial beards? they look so great!
To properly answer this question I looked to our own bearded wonder, Outback. And this is what our redheaded stepchild of survivalist had to say:
You definitely want to use a high grade beard and not a generic off the shelf Halloween store beard to achieve a realistic look. Beards can be pretty pricey so look around and find the best price for the best quality. Check out some of the options here, I find that they are reasonably priced:
Something to else keep in mind, you want more "points" which allows for more areas to attach/glue it to your face.
Thanks for writing and remember to stay hydrated – Outback
Well, there you have it Kyle. I hope that answers your question. Personally I’d say be a manly man and grow a beard like Rock ‘n Roll, but unlike good ‘ol RNR remember to use deodorant...oh and try not to scare little children.
Until next time - I’m Duke and awesome
COBRA COMMANDER'S SECRET ALLIANCE WITH SOME POWERFUL NEW FRIENDS IS SENDING SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE GI JOE RANKS.