It's time for another rousing round of "Ask Duke".
Today's question comes from "Lonely in Parris Island".
Lonely in Parris Island writes,
No matter what I try, I can't seem to get the ladies to notice me.
I've tried shaving my head, growing a sweet mustache, and even going shirtless but nothing seems to work. Do you have any suggestions on what I can do to turn my luck around?
I would suggest using a musky scent. I hear the ladies really love that. Take it from me, a strong scent will go a long way. Just ask my "lady friends", like Scarlett, Cover Girl, and Lady Jaye. Wait...Scarlett's with who? Is Mainframe even a real Joe? I'm pretty sure he's just the IT guy...
Well, thats all for this edition of "Ask Duke".
Until next time, I'm Duke (and awesome!).