The latest edition of "Ask Duke"

ASK Duke Holiday Edition

So here we are in December and I have poured through all the letters and found a fitting one.  I present to you this holiday edition of "Ask Duke".

Rhyming Chef writes, 
Its that time of year again
for me to whip out that Christmas pen
Writing the letter to the jolly fat man
so maybe this year I can get that nonstick frying pan
But, tell me this one thing...Duke
How you get great presents, is no fluke
So whats your secret to the gifts
Answer quick if you get my drifts

Dear Rhyming Chef,
Um...huh...I...a....nevermind.

As always, I'm Duke and you're not.   Until next time, stay awesome.